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Old Mud · Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 1048 Location: Bath, Maine

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road
one evening when a very old cow loomed in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged
bovine was struck and killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone
calls to lobbyists.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his
clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive
wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was
smeared with lipstick, and smiling happily.

What happened to you," as ked Hillary? "Well," the driver replied,
"the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their
beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me."

" My word, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary
Clinton's
driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I
couldn't
stop it." Laughing

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Just4fun · Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 1389 Location: Saybrook

Hehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!! Laughing

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SenkoBandit · Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 298 Location: Vernon area

LMAO!!