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Author:
Old Mud
Date:
Sep 11, 2007
Subject:
Dear Tide !!
Message:
> > Dear Tide : > > > > >  > > > > > > > > > > > > I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it > > all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. > > Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a > > month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My > > inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how > > clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. > > One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on > > my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach > > alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains > > came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who > > came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were > > negative and then my attorney called and said that I > > was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. > > What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being > > a murder suspect! I thank you, again, for having a great product. > > Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

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