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Author:
Old Mud
Date:
Sep 12, 2007
Subject:
Little Johnny's math
Message:
Little Johnny on Math
>
>A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
>and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on
>little Johnny.
>
>He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
>
>The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
>thinking."
>
>Then little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3
>women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately
>licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second
>is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is
>biting off the top of the ice cream.
>Which one is married?"
>
>The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the
>one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
>
>To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with
>the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."
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