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Author:
ploplopfizzfizz
Date:
Sep 14, 2007
Subject:
Little Johnny and the teacher
Message:
A teahcer reluctantly asks little Johnny.Johnny if there are 4 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot 1 how many are left.
Johnny answers none because the other 3 would fly away.
The teacher answers no 3 but i like the way you think.
Johnny says to the teacher , teacher there are 3 women eating ice cream on a park bench.The first woman is just licking the side of her ice cream cone.The second women is going to town on the cone ,sucking it and licking it along with slurping the melted drippings from the sides.The 3rd women is nibbing on the ice cream ever so daintly.
Johnny now asks the teacher which one of these 3 women are married.
The teacher says thats easy ,the second woman.
Johnny says no the one with the wedding ring but i like the way you think.
Author:
snakebite
Date:
Oct 13, 2007
Message:
:D :lol:
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