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Author:
Old Mud
Date:
Sep 29, 2008
Subject:
New Mergers !!!!
Message:
Mergers for 2008
> Merrill Lynch will join Bank of America. Look at these mergers:
>
>
>
> Investment tips for 2008 for all of you with any money left, be
>aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground
>floor and make some BIG bucks.
>
> Watch for these consolidations in 2008.
>
> 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
>W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
>
> 2.) PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces
>and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
>
> 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
>&n bsp; MMMGood.
>
> 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining
>will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa
>
> 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
>FedUP.
>
> 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
>Fairwell Honeychild.
>
> 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
>PouponPants.
>
> 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
>become: Knott NOW!
>
> And finally
>
> 9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new
>name: TittyTittyBang Bang
:lol:
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