Non-Fishing Discussion
>
Humor Section
|
Menu
Author:
Old Mud
Date:
Feb 23, 2009
Subject:
My breasts are to SMALL !!!!!!
Message:
[size=18:880b80be79]Fresh from the shower, my wife stood in front of the mirror
complaining to me
that her breasts are too small. Instead of
characteristically
telling her it's not so, i came up with a suggestion.
If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a
piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.
Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper
and stood in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will
this take?" she asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years,
I replied.
She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet
paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
years?"
Without
missing a beat i said, Worked for your a$$,
didn't it? [/size:880b80be79]
disclaimer: I did NOT make this up !!, I would NEVER say this to a Woman !!!
BUT !!!, It is FUNNY !!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Home
|
Topics
|
Menu