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Author:
Old Mud
Date:
Mar 24, 2009
Subject:
Your PEEKER !!!!!
Message:
[b:ee571fc816]CAN YOUR PEEKER TOUCH YOUR ASS?
A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch
together, when Gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler.
The little boy asks, 'Can I have a beer, Grandpa?'
Grandpa replies, 'Can your peeker touch your a$$?'
The little boy answered, 'No Grandpa. It's just a little pecker'.
Gramps says, 'Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer'.
A little later, Grandpa lights up a cigar.
The little boy asks, 'Can I have a cigar, Grandpa?'
Once again, Grandpa asks, 'Can your peeker touch yo ur a$$?' Once again
the little boy replies, 'No, it's too little'.
Gramps replies, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar'.
A little later, the little boy comes out of the house with milk and some
cookies. Grandpa asks, 'Hey there, young feller, can I have a cookie?'
The boy asks, 'Can your peeker touch your a$$?'
Laughing, Gramps replies, 'Hell yes, my peeker can touch my a$$'.
The little boy replies, 'Then go f*ck yourself'. Grandma made these
for me'. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Then he HIT ME !!!!! :lol: :shock: :lol:
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