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Author:
Old Mud
Date:
Jan 20, 2010
Subject:
Who is it !!!!
Message:
[b:dbf9feb97e]-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: Who is it? >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Barak Obama meets with the Queen of England. >>> >>> >>> He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient >>> government? Are there any tips you can give to me?" >>> >>> "Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround >>> yourself with intelligent people." >>> >>> Obama frowns "But how do I know the people around me are really >>> intelligent?" >>> >>> The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them >>> to answer an intelligent riddle." >>> >>> The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send >>> Tony Blair in here, would you?" >>> >>> Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?" >>> >>> >>> The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and >>> father have a child. It is not your brother >>> and it is not your sister. Who is it?" >>> >>> Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me." >>> >>> "Yes! Very good," says the Queen. >>> >>> Obama goes back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president, the same >>> question. >>> >>> "Joe. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. >>> It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" >>> >>> "I'm not sure," says Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." >>> He goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him >>> an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes >>> Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall. >>> >>> Biden asks Powell, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother >>> and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. >>> Who is it?" >>> >>> Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!" >>> >>> Biden smiles, and says, "Thanks!" Then, he goes back to speak with >>> Obama. >>> >>> "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. >>> It's Colin Powell." >>> >>> Obama gets up, stomps over to Biden, and angrily yells into his >>> face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!" :lol: >>> [/b:dbf9feb97e]
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