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Author:
Old Mud
Date:
Aug 19, 2010
Subject:
Stupid !!!!
Message:
[/b]Stupid Husband
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over At him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What Would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of Course I do.."
WIFE: "Then why Wouldn't you remarry? "
HUSBAND: "Okay, Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You Would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes Audible groan)
WIFE: "Would You live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would You sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where Else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would You let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would You replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That Would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would You give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm Sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would You take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, Those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would She use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: --
Silence --
HUSBAND:
"OH CRAP."
:shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:
Author:
SkeeterJim
Date:
Aug 20, 2010
Message:
LOL!!! Oh that last line was great!! Don, not only did I gag on my soda, you just made my day thanks! :D
Jim
Author:
slimecoat
Date:
Aug 20, 2010
Message:
That was good Mud!!!
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