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Author:
Old Mud
Date:
Aug 30, 2010
Subject:
Three rednecks
Message:
[b:1e6ac31ccb]Three rednecks are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze. 1st redneck says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. ' 2nd redneck says: 'Why is that stupid?' 1st redneck says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!' 2nd redneck says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new Fangled warshin ' machines!' 1st redneck says: 'Why is that so stupid?' 2nd redneck says: 'Cause we ain't got no plummin'!' 3rd redneck says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.' rednecks 1 & 2 say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?' 3rd redneck says: 'She ain't got no pecker.' :lol: :lol: :wink: [/b:1e6ac31ccb]

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