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Author:
SeaDog1
Date:
Sep 17, 2010
Subject:
Kayaking!
Message:
Here' a good one!
(You'll like this one Don!)
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay of Fundy. Nova Scotia, the man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties.
"We're sorry sir, but we have some information about your wife", said one of the Mounties.
"Tell me! Did you find her!?" the husband shouted.
The Mounties looked at each other, One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news,Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said, "Give me the bad news first."
The Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but we found your wife's body in the bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband.
Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The Mountie continued, "When pulled her up, she had (12) twenty-five pound snow crabs and (6) good-size lobsters clinging to her."
Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, What's the great news????"
The Mountie said, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow!" :shock: :shock: :lol:
Author:
Old Mud
Date:
Sep 18, 2010
Message:
YES !!!! those mounties know how to survive !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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