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Author:
Old Mud
Date:
Jan 24, 2011
Subject:
The undertaker's black eye.
Message:
[b:fd26c4a7d7]The undertaker's black eye.
One day Roy, an undertaker, came home with a black eye.
"What happened to you," asked his wife?
"I had a terrible day replied Roy, I had to go to a motel and pick up a guy who had died in his sleep and when I got there, the manager said that I probably couldn't get him into a body bag because of this huge erection that he had."
Anyway, I went upstairs and sure enough there was this big naked guy laying on the bed with this huge erection. Not knowing what else to do, I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap in half so I could get him in a body bag and zip it up.
"I See." said his wife. "That must have been a terrible thing to have to do, but how did you get the black eye?"
Roy replied, "Wrong Room!" :shock: :shock: :shock: :D
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Author:
SkeeterRon
Date:
Jan 25, 2011
Message:
funny!! :lol:
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