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Author:
flippy
Date:
Feb 25, 2012
Subject:
you wont believe this
Message:
The other night I woke,, and heird a whinning noise,, like a sick jet engine,,I went downstairs to see that my backyard was all lit up,, so with all the excitement I went outside in my bathrobe,, I thought life star had landed or somebody found bigfoot,, but no,, it was a freakin flying saucier,, I stood back in amazement, and then a door lowered and a little big headed freak walked out with 2 of I guess,, his friends,, they werent meaning any harm, they start pointing at me and smurking,, so I gave them the finger,, appearently they new what it meant,, I noticed while they were naked that they had square tits,, so I start laughing at them and pointing to my tits, so I took my robe off and they jumped back with amazement,, I thought they were overwhelmed by my nipple piecings,, but no,, they were amazed at my whirly twirly thong with the blinking lights,, 1 of them all excited went back into the saucier, and came back with the ugliest thing I have ever seen,, appearantly, they want me to mate with it,,,,WHAT!! So I thought about it quickly and then realized,, heck I havent had it in a month so what the heck,,,so I take a little walk with this little umpa lumpa lookin,, I guess alian female,, trying to think of happy thoughts, you know to get excited,, so this thing grabs my thong, I thought it was getting frisky,, but no,, it was playing with the wirly twirly,, si I tried to make a move,, not realizing how they mate,,( I thought what the heck,,Im fixed) so it lies me on my back, and puts its outy belly button in my inny belly button, for not even a second,, that was it,,and it runs off,, I see the saucier leave and thought,, WOW, what the hell was that,, I go back into the house in shock of what just happened, and go to sleep,,, LET ME TELL YOU,, I am having wet dreams whenever I sleep, I cant take it,, I have to tell somebody, and also my belly is getting bigger,,, I think Im pregnant,, If this has happened to anybody,,, please let me know,,,LOL,,,
Author:
PECo
Date:
Feb 25, 2012
Message:
:lol: What the HECK was THAT?!?! :lol:
Author:
SeaDog1
Date:
Feb 25, 2012
Message:
Yeah :?: What the HECK was that all about flippy? Your "thong" may be too tight or on backwards :!: :lol: SeaDog1
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