CTFishTalk.com Forum Index

CTFishTalk.com Forum Index » Humor Section
Viewing Topic: A hillbilly was stopped by a game warden .........
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message

Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 25
Location: Ridgefield - Norwalk

PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 5:48 pm    Post subject: A hillbilly was stopped by a game warden ......... Reply with quote

A hillbilly was stopped by a game warden in
Kentucky recently with two ice chests of fish. He
was leaving a cove well known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a
license to catch those fish?"

"Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there
licenses, no. You must understand these here are
my pet fish." "Pet fish?" said the game
warden. "Ya. Every night I take these here fish
down to da lake and let them swim 'round for a
while. Then I whistle and they jump rat
back into this here ice chest and I take them home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
says the warden

The hillbilly looked at the game warden for a
moment and then said, "It's the truth
Mr.Government man, I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay," said the game warden, " I've GOT to see this!"

The hillbilly poured the fish into the lake and
stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden
turned to him and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" said the hillbilly.
The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?"
The hillbilly said, "Call who back?"
"The FISH!" replied the warden.
"What fish?" answered the hillbilly.

We in Kentucky may not be as smart as some city
slickers, but we aren't as dumb as most government employees
I've done so much with so little for so long.........that now I can do practically anything with nothing..............that's why I'm the Piker President
Back to top

Joined: 08 May 2007
Posts: 2219
Location: Newington, CT

PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was a good one!! Very Happy Thanks for sharing.
Back to top
Forum Police

Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 1440

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Back to top
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    CTFishTalk.com Forum Index -> Humor Section All times are GMT - 5 Hours
Page 1 of 1

Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum

Other sites in our Network: