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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:57 am    Post subject: Are guns the problem???/??? Reply with quote

Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 right in the doorway. I left 6 shells beside it, then left it alone and went about
my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of our house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right
where I had left it. It hadn't moved itself outside. It certainly hadn't
killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to
do so. In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise,
with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill

Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat.
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