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Old Mud



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Location: Bath, Maine

PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:14 pm    Post subject: Counseling Reply with quote

A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

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SeaDog1



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi Don!

Your on a Roll!



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asianfisher



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i like that one...
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SkeeterRon



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Location: Newington, CT

PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's AWESOME. I'm sending it to my wife.

I might need a room to rent for a few days, but it's worth it...
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SeaDog1



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 6:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



LOL Very Happy
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