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Old Mud



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Location: Bath, Maine

PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:18 pm    Post subject: Crusty Old Golfer !!!!! Reply with quote

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A crusty old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and heads into the grill room.

As he passes through the swinging doors he sees a sign hanging over the bar :



COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00




Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old golfer walks up to the bar and


beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled


golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile,


"May I help you?" The old golfer leans over the bar an whispers, "I was wondering, young lady," he


whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs? "She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and


purrs: "Yes Sir , I sure am." The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear and says softly, "Well, wash your


hands real ****ing good because I want a cheeseburger Shocked Shocked Rolling Eyes Laughing Laughing Laughing
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pdcrack



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Location: Wethersfield CT

PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don youre the man.
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