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Old Mud
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Location: Bath, Maine
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 Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:38 am Post subject: Getting older |
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LITTLE JOHNNY ON GETTING OLDER
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>Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar
>after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from
>him said,
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>"Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will
>give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
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>Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
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>The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
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>Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own f'in business.
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