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Just4fun
Joined: 08 May 2007
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Location: Saybrook
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 Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 1:40 pm Post subject: Love dress |
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A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the Daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained." Love Dress? But your naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "When he sees it, he instantly becomes romantic. The mother-in-law left.
When she got home, she undressed, showered and put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, And lay on! the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
" This is my love dress, "she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
His funeral will be held this coming Thursday, closed casket
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bassarama
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| Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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Nice one 
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Old Mud
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| Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:43 am Post subject: |
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ROTFLMAO.!!! Never heard that one before !
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snakebite
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LOL
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