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Old Mud · Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 1048 Location: Bath, Maine

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

POOOOFF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious state."

POOOFF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5 000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."

The Texan sits down, cracks a beer and smiles. He says; "Fill it with water."
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cmorjoe · Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 256 Location: Seymour CT.

If it were only that easy. Have a great day...cmorjoe

Old Mud · Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 1048 Location: Bath, Maine

LOLOL.

You too !
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"I was so poor growing up that if I wasn't a BOY I'd have had nothing to play with"

All that truly matters in the end is that you LOVED !!!!