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flippy
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 Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 10:39 pm Post subject: Shes Hot |
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Ok,My wife was watching a home improvement show when she saw a manikin lamp, Im talking a full size manikin, So when I went to work I had asked if they had any extra manikins and they said yes go pick one out, so I went to where they have them and found one that had the height and build I was looking for. she is oriental, so I broke out the airbrush and did my thing, and Holy Moly by the time I got done with her face I couldnt stop, so I continued, I started fading in her breast and fading the rest of her, I painted her fingernails and toenails, and then came her mid section, and oh my god, She came out perfect, I mean perfect, I had to hide her in my basement because my wife told me to until I can dress her, I have 2 teenage boys and my wife is nervous that in the middle of the night we might hear the kids trying to get her in their room, I said to her never mind the kids, So I broke out my thongs and started putting them on Lucy, I mean the manikin,And oh my god Shes Hot  |
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Drew
Joined: 31 Aug 2010
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Location: New Haven CT
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Dont forget to airbrush some six pack abs on yourself while your at it 
Drive both your ladies insane |
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RyanBass
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holy smokes jim
youre werent kidding about the thongs thing! |
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RyanBass
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holy smokes jim
youre werent kidding about the thongs thing! |
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TurtleKiss
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Leave it to a chick to point out how wrong it is to post something like this without pictures.
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SeaDog1
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Oh flippy 
Guy's I think flippy has gone by-by 
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DirtyDawg10
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LMAO! Flippy, you are a sick sick man  but funny |
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SkeeterRon
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Helllllloooooooo...
What, no picture?
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DickVanPike
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| seriously, never ceases to amaze me.... |
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flippy
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| You guys just dont understand, I am thinking about getting another and calling her my fishing partner for these tournys, the only thing is I will have to replace my blow up one Oh guys by the way, Wal-Mart is having a 5 dollar thong sale, I purchased some nice new silky pink and a cool fuschia one, cant wait |
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RyanBass
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dont replace the blow up one, just get some tie downs and make a PFD out of her.
i kinda need one for the upcoming season.  |
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flippy
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| WHAT!! A PFD never thought of that. |
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SeaDog1
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| Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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Hey flippy!
I'm bringing my new fishing partner
And no you can't borrow her
Oh! And Don (Old Mud) -> You won't get within 25 ft. -> So don't even ask
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Old Mud
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| Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:34 pm Post subject: |
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No problemo Dog, i'll just take Miranda with me !!!!!!!!
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SeaDog1
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Hey Don!
No one will ever say you don't have great taste
Now if you can only work on that raw tuna smell cloud around you -> you might finally get a kiss!
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