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Old Mud

Joined: 03 May 2007
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Location: Bath, Maine

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:13 pm    Post subject: Stupid !!!! Reply with quote

[/b]Stupid Husband

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over At him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What Would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of Course I do.."

WIFE: "Then why Wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND: "Okay, Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You Would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes Audible groan)

WIFE: "Would You live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would You sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where Else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would You let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would You replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That Would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would You give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm Sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would You take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, Those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would She use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: --
Silence --

Shocked Shocked Shocked Laughing
"I was so poor growing up that if I wasn't a BOY I'd have had nothing to play with"

All that truly matters in the end is that you LOVED !!!!
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Location: Newington, CT

PostPosted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!!! Oh that last line was great!! Don, not only did I gag on my soda, you just made my day thanks! Very Happy

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Location: Newington, CT.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was good Mud!!!
Life's Short - Fish Hard - Take a Kid Fishing
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