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Old Mud



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:04 pm    Post subject: Viagra !! Reply with quote

How to Tell if Your Viagra is Working


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At work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sit down at a meeting, the table floats.

Your face is very pale due to lack of blood.

When you walk into a sauna, everyone stands and applauds. They begin to call you "the tripod."

You begin to think your mother in law is pretty.

Sunbathing nude outside standing: Birds perch on it.

Sunbathing nude outside lying down: You look like a sundial.

Everyone at the bank, grocery, etc. lets you go to the front of the line.

Compared to you, Pinocchio doesn't look like such a liar.

You always lose limbo contests.

Lewinsky wants you to be President someday.

You can make drawings in the sand without having to find a stick.

You like to sleep on your back, so you had to remove the ceiling fan. Wink
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