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RangerRick



Joined: 22 Jul 2012
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 10:07 am    Post subject: A security system that works Reply with quote

Took down our Rebel flag and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door.

We've disconnected our home alarm system and quit our candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

Bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center.

Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.

I've never felt safer, and we're saving $149.95 a month.
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