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CTBASSIN



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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:27 pm    Post subject: WalMart Greeter Reply with quote

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahahah nice
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahaha, perfect reason why I don't shop at white trash Wal-Mart. That place is like third world country.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 4:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good one! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing i just wish that happened. Laughing Laughing Laughing Cool
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