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Old Mud



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:21 pm    Post subject: Watch What you Eat ?????? Reply with quote


>>> For those of you who
>>> watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional
studies.
>>> 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
>>> Americans.
>>> 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
>>> Americans.
>>> 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
>>> than Americans.
>>> 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
>>> than Americans.
>>> 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
>>> and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
>>> CONCLUSION:
>>> Eat and drink what you like.
>>> Speaking English is apparently what kills you

SI !! Senior~ Rolling Eyes Shocked Shocked Shocked Cool

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Donde esta il bango?
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Old Mud



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ploplopfizzfizz wrote:
Donde esta il bango?


SI !!! El Bongo !! Wink Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

il franco de beano
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Old Mud



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sevnseat wrote:
did someone say bingo?


LOL. I think there was a "Bango", a "Bongo", and a "Beno" . No "Bingo "


OH OH I get it now !!!!
BINGO !!!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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