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Old Mud · Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 1048 Location: Bath, Maine

Fishing or Sex....

#19 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish. #18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines. #17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while. #16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing. #15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous. #14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago. #13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger. #12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together. #11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else. #10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself. #9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop. #8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighbor-hood to buy Fishing stuff. #7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office,tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment. #6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases. #5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel. #4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life. #3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it. #2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity. #1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?

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slimecoat · Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 1576 Location: Newington, CT.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO True!
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Fish_Whisperer · Joined: 30 Dec 2008 Posts: 26 Location: Milford

this is awesome
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