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Old Mud · Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 1048 Location: Bath, Maine

CAN YOUR PEEKER TOUCH YOUR ASS?

A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch
together, when Gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler.

The little boy asks, 'Can I have a beer, Grandpa?'

Grandpa replies, 'Can your peeker touch your a$$?'
The little boy answered, 'No Grandpa. It's just a little pecker'.

Gramps says, 'Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer'.

A little later, Grandpa lights up a cigar.
The little boy asks, 'Can I have a cigar, Grandpa?'

Once again, Grandpa asks, 'Can your peeker touch yo ur a$$?' Once again
the little boy replies, 'No, it's too little'.

Gramps replies, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar'.

A little later, the little boy comes out of the house with milk and some
cookies. Grandpa asks, 'Hey there, young feller, can I have a cookie?'

The boy asks, 'Can your peeker touch your a$$?'

Laughing, Gramps replies, 'Hell yes, my peeker can touch my a$$'.

The little boy replies, 'Then go f*ck yourself'. Grandma made these
for me'.

Then he HIT ME !!!!! Laughing

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