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Old Mud



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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:13 pm    Post subject: Little Johnny !!!! Reply with quote

Well i hate to do this BUT !! Laughing

Little Johnny

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned
in all their work and there is really nothing more to do.
All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
dismissal.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and
correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and
will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther
King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these
bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?
Shocked Very Happy
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pdcrack



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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

XD

one of your finer posts imo Don.
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Old Mud



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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pdcrack wrote:
XD

one of your finer posts imo Don.


Yeah it's only good for the moment !!!! Laughing Laughing
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