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Subject: Who is it?
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>>> Barak Obama meets with the Queen of England.
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>>> He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient
>>> government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
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>>> "Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
>>> yourself with intelligent people."
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>>> Obama frowns "But how do I know the people around me are really
>>> intelligent?"
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>>> The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them
>>> to answer an intelligent riddle."
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>>> The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send
>>> Tony Blair in here, would you?"
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>>> Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"
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>>> The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and
>>> father have a child. It is not your brother
>>> and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
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>>> Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."
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>>> "Yes! Very good," says the Queen.
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>>> Obama goes back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president, the same
>>> question.
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>>> "Joe. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.
>>> It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
>>>
>>> "I'm not sure," says Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one."
>>> He goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him
>>> an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes
>>> Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.
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>>> Biden asks Powell, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother
>>> and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister.
>>> Who is it?"
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>>> Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
>>>
>>> Biden smiles, and says, "Thanks!" Then, he goes back to speak with
>>> Obama.
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>>> "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle.
>>> It's Colin Powell."
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>>> Obama gets up, stomps over to Biden, and angrily yells into his
>>> face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

Laughing

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