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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:14 pm    Post subject: True Facts About Men Reply with quote

True Facts About Men




WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
They're plugged into a genius

WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
They don't have time

WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE 1 EGG?
They don't stop for directions

WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
A vibrator can't mow the lawn

WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE A MAN'S BRAIN?
They don't have a penis to put it in

WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
They're intended for children, but men usually end up playing with them

WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LAY ON THEIR BACKS?
Their balls fall over their assholes causing vapor lock

WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?
It's sex with someone they love

WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties

WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
You need a rough draft before the final copy

WHY IS MEN'S URINE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?
So he can tell if he's xxxxxxx or going

HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN?
Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet

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