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Old Mud



Joined: 03 May 2007
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Location: Bath, Maine

PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:08 am    Post subject: Old Guys !!! Reply with quote

Subject: Old guys




I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "It doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Most old guys are helpful like that!!
Mr. Green
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DirtyDawg10



Joined: 27 May 2009
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Location: Granby, CT

PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Funny and true!
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SeaDog1



Joined: 21 Dec 2009
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi Don!

Yeap! If anyone can find that Blond -> YOU CAN Exclamation Very Happy





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SeaDog1



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey Don!

Beat you too it Exclamation -> Found that Blond Exclamation Very Happy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzDbZCq0KbI&NR=1

Very Happy Thumbs Up

SeaDog1 Mr. Green
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SkeeterRon



Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 1172
Location: Newington, CT

PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He did it all wrong, let her drink; she might even share with you. Then once the first barrel is gone.

Need I say more... Wink
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Old Mud



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blondes are GOOD !!!!!! (Some opf them) Mr. Green


nice vid. Dog. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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