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Old Mud

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:51 am    Post subject: The undertaker's black eye. Reply with quote

The undertaker's black eye.

One day Roy, an undertaker, came home with a black eye.

"What happened to you," asked his wife?

"I had a terrible day replied Roy, I had to go to a motel and pick up a guy who had died in his sleep and when I got there, the manager said that I probably couldn't get him into a body bag because of this huge erection that he had."

Anyway, I went upstairs and sure enough there was this big naked guy laying on the bed with this huge erection. Not knowing what else to do, I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap in half so I could get him in a body bag and zip it up.

"I See." said his wife. "That must have been a terrible thing to have to do, but how did you get the black eye?"

Roy replied, "Wrong Room!" Shocked Shocked Shocked Very Happy

"I was so poor growing up that if I wasn't a BOY I'd have had nothing to play with"

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

funny!! Laughing
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