CTFishTalk.com: $50.00 - Connecticut Humor Section ( CT Humor Section ) - A Community Built for Connecticut Fisherman.

Old Mud · Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 1048 Location: Bath, Maine

A blond woman is having some money trouble. So she figures that she might make some extra cash by doing odd jobs for her neighbors. She goes to the biggest, fanciest house on the street and rings the doorbell. The man of the hous answers and says "Yes, can I help you?"
"I was wondering if you had any odd jobs that I could do for you?"
The man thinks for a moment and says, "Well, now that I think of it, my porch needs painting."
"Great!" the blonde answers,"Will you give me $50?"
The man looks at her oddly, since his porch wraps aroung the entire house and says, "OK sure. All the paint and equpmet you'll need is in the garage."
Several hours later there is a knock on the door. The man answers, and the blonde, covered in paint splotches grins and says "All done! Oh, by the way, you don't have a Porch, it's a Lexus"
_________________
"I was so poor growing up that if I wasn't a BOY I'd have had nothing to play with"

All that truly matters in the end is that you LOVED !!!!

Just4fun · Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 1389 Location: Saybrook

_________________
"If people concentrated more on the really important things in life there'd be a shortage of fishing poles."
Mark